It was the afterparty of the Estonian Independence Day, and the atmosphere was electric. People were dancing and laughing, celebrating the country's hard-won freedom. Among them were , a middle-aged gay man, and , a children's mascot who looked like a sad dinosaur but was also gay.

As the night wore on, the two friends made their way to the back of the party, where they found a quiet corner to sit and chat. They were deep in conversation when they suddenly heard a loud, chilling laugh.

They turned to see a tall, pale figure standing in the shadows. His eyes glinted in the dim light, and his sharp teeth glimmered as he smiled wickedly. It was , the vampire.

Without a word, he launched himself at and , sinking his teeth:

Once upon a midnight dreary,
the vampire, feeling weary,
Longed for the taste of human blood,
But alas, he was stuck with ketchup.

, the ketchup vampire,
Had no choice but to aspire,
To the taste of human blood,
But was forced to live on condiments.

They wandered the streets, feeling alone,
With no one to call their own,
Their thirst for human blood unquenched,
Their fate forever drenched.

They sat in their dark, empty tomb,
Wishing they could leave their doom,
But they were trapped, forevermore,
In their curse of ketchup gore.

Their lives were bleak, their hearts were cold,
Their existence forever old,
They longed for the taste of human flesh,
But were doomed to live on ketchup, fresh.

We will not let you get away with this. We will fight back, we will seek justice, and we will make sure the world knows the truth about you.

You may have won this battle, , but you have not won the war. We are stronger than you think, and we will not give up. We will keep pushing, keep striving, and keep making music that we love.

We will not be silenced, we will not be defeated, and we will not be broken by your lies and deceit.

We are Pageant, and we will rise again.